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Posted on 15th Apr at 11:11 AM, with 223,501 notes

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:11 AM, with 274,953 notes

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:07 AM, with 54,944 notes

meekrah:

what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. 

It worked for me

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:07 AM, with 337,360 notes

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:07 AM, with 9,212 notes

bromeranian:

lgbtlaughs:

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

Stop putting gay people on a pedestal.
Seriously it’s annoying.

what does this even mean

stop putting gay people on a pedestal

they are finding it hard to get down and it is a major interruption to their day

someone call the fire department

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:06 AM, with 24,737 notes
takshammy:

dead-pendragon:

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

aRTHUR

FUCK ARTHUR I CALL DIBS

takshammy:

dead-pendragon:

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

aRTHUR

FUCK ARTHUR I CALL DIBS

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