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Fuck, my tea. —me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

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berrystumpytail:

mooseandtrickster:

berrystumpytail:

When a supernatural blog puts a gif on one of your posts

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Cute androgynous baby here to serve pizza. I start work today, and I finally have everything ready. I can’t wait, but I’m not ready for the responsibility of being an adult. Help. Maybe. Eh.

Cute androgynous baby here to serve pizza. I start work today, and I finally have everything ready. I can’t wait, but I’m not ready for the responsibility of being an adult. Help. Maybe. Eh.

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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jarpadspn:

frozen-void:

sofamiliar:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

Ive never seen anything quite so perfect

i forget men can move their bodies like this

these guys are fucking amazing

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This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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